Boobie Cactus

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Introducing the Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku, affectionately known as the Boobie Cactus – a fascinating botanical wonder that seamlessly blends the intriguing geometry of nature with a playful twist. This distinctive succulent, with its whimsical Latin name, is a captivating addition to any plant enthusiast's collection.

The Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku, or Boobie Cactus, showcases a unique growth pattern, featuring rounded segments that bear a striking resemblance to some natural melons. This uncommon cactus adds a touch of intrigue and amusement to your indoor space, becoming a focal point of conversation and admiration.

This extraordinary succulent, hailing from the Myrtillocactus genus, is not only a visual delight but also a resilient and easy-to-care-for plant. With its origins in arid regions, the Boobie Cactus thrives in bright, indirect sunlight and requires minimal watering. Its low-maintenance nature makes it an ideal choice for both seasoned plant enthusiasts and those new to the world of succulents.

Each Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku comes potted in a stylish and complementary container, enhancing its overall aesthetic appeal. The juxtaposition of its intricate Latin name with its cheeky appearance makes this cactus a truly unique and memorable gift for plant lovers, nature enthusiasts, or anyone with a sense of humor.

Elevate your indoor greenery collection with the Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku – the Boobie Cactus is not just a plant; it's a conversation piece that adds a touch of botanical eccentricity to your home or office space. Embrace the charm of the extraordinary with this captivating succulent, and let the Boobie Cactus be a source of joy and amusement in your botanical sanctuary.

Available in the following packaging based on your preference:

  • Nursery Pot - Standard plastic 4-inch planter pot that can be placed inside a larger pot or left as is until it outgrows it.
  • Marie Terracotta Planter - 4.5" Terracotta planter with matching saucer for drainage. 

Looking for more plant goodies? Check out our accessories.

For added humidity, our Lyfe Rose Gold Signature Mister will make a perfect addition to your plant shelf for both function and beauty. We also recommend adding our Plant Shield & Shine to your order for routine maintenance and pest prevention.  

Our plants are shipped from our indoor greenhouse in South Florida. Please note all our plants are one of a kind and if you want to message us we can send you a picture of the exact one you will receive. The product image here is intended to be the best representation of what you can expect to receive but yours may have slightly less or more growth depending on the crop we have when your order is placed. Any lifestyle pictures are meant to demonstrate how a fully grown or more mature plant looks for you to get a sense of it in your space.

About the Plant
Botanical Name
Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku
Common Names
Titty Cactus, Boobie Cactus
Plant Type
Succulent, shrubby bushy
Mature Size
Can get very tall in the right environment 8ft tall or more; Can spread 2 to 3 foot
Sun Exposure
Full Sun
Soil Type
Fast draining mixes, however not a drought resistant plant, needs regular watering
Soil pH
Bloom Time
Seasonal bloomer once mature enough.
Flower Color
Pale yellow tubular flowers
Hardiness Zones
Zone 9-12 outdoors; may grow indoors in containers with enough light
Native Area
Shipping & Returns

All our plants ship exclusively with UPS to ensure they arrive timely and in good condition. We ship most of our plants Mondays & Tuesdays to most of the USA to ensure they arrive speedy to your location. If you order on a Tuesday after 12 PM ET it is possible that we would not ship it till the following Monday.

We monitior the weather in each destination location to maximize the shipping time and utilize thermal protection to ensure that the plant is protected. You can add a heatpack or thermal bag to your order if temperatures at night fall below 40 degrees.

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